by KommanderKasey on September 18th, 2010, 1:05 am
Well since I had my old username changed, I guess the one I have now needs some kind of story.
Umm... I was out on a boat during an insane-as-hell storm out in the pacific ocean when my eyes beheld an eerie sight, for the Captain had burst through the door revealing himself to me and the rest of the crew. He had donned the most lurid bright red fedora and trenchcoat. The others took this as a sign of his inner rage finally taking over and becoming his main personality while I, always the black sheep, thought he was just showing his Carmen Sandiego cosplay.
He shot a glance over to me and looked to the crew, but then brought his fear-inducing eyes back to me, when suddenly, to my surprise, he did the "mash." This consisted mostly of him grabbing me by my shirt collar like a bullying jock from the 80s and then following that up with several knee strikes to my chest. Fortunately, I had decided to steal a textbook manual to operating mainframe computers that I had concealed under my coat. His knee struck the book many times and it wasn't until his kneecap shattered and he needed a peg leg when he had noticed his knee-strikes weren't doing damage to me.
Being a bit of a jackass, he assumed I was a robot impervious to damage and, once his crew agreed with him, decided to throw me off the ship in hopes that I would sink to the bottom and bring up the legendary lost treasure of Cadavra Bay. I only swam up and spat water in their faces prior to telling them they were fools. I had taken out the manual and showed it to them while still in the water and they all felt very embarrassed. I then chucked the book at the Cap'n and gave him the finger before swimming to the nearest beach. It didn't take long to reach it, so it wasn't long until I found myself making a fire during the night and cooking a couple fish I had caught.
As I sank my teeth into my second serving, a shine caught my attention and I looked into the forest. The shine started to fade, so I ran after it and followed it as best as I could. I reached a rather large clearing and saw no sign of the shine. Looking back, I suddenly saw no forest and had wondered if I had slipped into a dream. Before I knew it... I heard a voice calling out my name.
I looked everywhere every time my name was called. Then the shine had beamed down from the sky as I looked up and shielded my eyes, finding myself questioning what was to come. I suddenly felt my limbs incapable of moving and the light's glow lessened. I looked up and, still unable to move my legs, I felt a strange sensation through my body. There was a sudden pull, stronger than the heaviest winds I'd encountered, that got me thrusting upwards into the sky faster than I'd ever imagined. All I saw passing by, as I continued launching upwards, were the many stars and planets going behind me. I began to feel a few turns and swings but didn't lose any speed. Only then, I saw myself coming at a mysterious planet. I began to feel myself slow down and turn as I had been entering the planet's atmosphere upside down. Once my position was reoriented, and things began to become clear, I began to look at the surroundings and realized the greatest thing I had ever seen.
However the daydream was interrupted when my writing teacher had smacked me upside the head with a ruler (why my writing teacher had a ruler is something I still cannot figure out) and shouted at me saying, "Get your head out of the clouds ya crazy kid!" The other kids laughed and I just chuckled.
Roughly ten minutes later, class finished and I left with a friend as we headed to our next class. We were stopped when a bully had called us over from behind. We turned, and my friend quickly found himself knocked silly and staring at the ceiling from the ground. The bully then took me by the shirt collar like an 80s jock and lifted me into the air. He said, "Any last words before I turn ya inside out?" To which I replied...
"Gir snickety vom blam chim."
He stared at me awkwardly and I just smiled, then launched into a backflip kick that send him into the air and just as I landed, and before his descent back to the ground began, I quickly leapt into the air and performed a flying kick to him, sending him out a window. The kids around me cheered and one of them gave me a thumbs up. I gave a thumbs up in return and the kids picked me up, chanting my name. My friend was picked up and being carried as well. We did the bro-fist hammer 'n tap like the true bros we are and then we were dropped off at our next classroom. They all smiled at us and went to their classes with their arms in the air as they chanted our names.
Then my friend said, "Hey you should use 'Kommander Kasey' as a username at some forum."
I said, "Right on, sounds cool."
So that's the story I like to think of when I think of my username.
I will now always use this name on forums! 
Tell me by inbox you are from the SMS forums. ^^
